Why Dogs are Better Than Men...?

Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

Dogs miss you when you're gone.

Dogs look at your eyes.

Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.

Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

Dogs understand what "no" means.

Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.

Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch

(and they never laugh at how you throw).

Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.

Dogs think you are a culinary genius.

Dogs are nice to your relatives.

Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.

Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.

Dogs admit it when they're lost.

Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.

Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.

Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.

Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.

You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.

You can train a dog.

You can force a dog to take a bath.

Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.

Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.

Why Dogs are Better Than Men...?

i guess, that is true in some ways.

Why Dogs are Better Than Men...?

Ummmm my last 4 out of 5 girlfriends had short hair. I find short hair kinda sexy.

arf

Why Dogs are Better Than Men...?

aaaawwwww aint that the truth...U GO GIRL!!!! = )

Why Dogs are Better Than Men...?

For some of those... they are only true if the dog is well trained... :-p

Why Dogs are Better Than Men...?

very funny

just read this to my wife

Here's one from me:

Dogs don't try to solve your problems, they just listen patiently.

Why Dogs are Better Than Men...?

hahahah - wow its almost enough to make you want to trade in your boyfriend for fido.....

luckily there is one thing a man can do for a woman that a dog cant - wink wink

Why Dogs are Better Than Men...?

what what...are ladies gonna start dating dogs now? .......

mental ward!

Why Dogs are Better Than Men...?

LITTLE OBSESSED, AREN'T WE?????????

Why Dogs are Better Than Men...?

Reasons why Beer is Better than Women

http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~steinl/vitser/be...

Fair is Fair

LOL

Why Dogs are Better Than Men...?

Yes, yes and yes! Oh, man if there were really a man with these qualities

Why Dogs are Better Than Men...?

Dogs are loyal and affectionate and cant talk!!

Why Dogs are Better Than Men...?

aww..i knew i liked dogs for a reason..lol

Why Dogs are Better Than Men...?

that was cute

Why Dogs are Better Than Men...?

i guess some iz true but i just gotta luv those boizzzz!!!!!!!!

Why Dogs are Better Than Men...?

so you kiss the dog after he uses his tong for a wastepaper

Why Dogs are Better Than Men...?

I thought Men were DOGS?

Someone set me straight here

Why Dogs are Better Than Men...?

this chick has some issues